Best. Sport. Ever.

TO View From A Bike

The last day was a gorgeous mid-western sunshine fest so AnOs and I decided to head out to the island in Lake Erie. We rode around the entire thing on some dodgy bikes, had some food and then went to check out some commotion we were hearing. I'm so glad we did. There were some dragon boat races going on, some real D&Ders beating each other up with fake swords, and a local Tug-Of-War competition.

Canada Conquered by D&D Club

Look at All That Tension!

This was a pretty good warm-up, especially since they had world's oldest (and only) tug-of-war fan announcing the whole thing. I've never known anyone to get so excited about tension before, but after reading Savage Love I know anything is possible. The guys above kicked ass and took names all day. They had a very precise and methodical style and could look their boots and hold out all day.

But the main event came at the end of the dragon boat races: The Wife Carrying Competition. Now to make things interesting and ensure all types of folks participated they came up with the best.prize.ever: Your wife's weight in beer to the winner. That's right, 100lbs of beer (easy!) was on the line. It wasn't easy either, you had to run a good distance with your wife on your back, go out into water up to your waist, around the maker and haul ass back ot the starting point. The winner ended up getting darn near 4 cases of beer. I thought they should have given a consolation prize to the women who spanked her husband's ass like a mule the whole time, she was the highlight. Pure Comedy Gold Baby!

The 'Over the Shoulder Grab 'n' Go' Method

The 'Dunk Your Woman and Slap Her Face Against Your Ass' Method

I'll have the videos up on You tube soon.