Monday, September 18, 2006

Back to Blogging

Apologies for the downtime, but I had to readjust to life in these United States. My goal is one trip day per current weekday until I'm finished. I'll try to put in some more food related items for my pal PE.

More below.

Oh yea, here's a shot from Vienna Rob should appreciate:

Sorry, no frozen goods available.
You Are a Victim of the Rules You Live By

Knowing we might cut things close coming back from our road trip, I wanted to head out to the airport and claim my return ticket before we set off. Having changed my departure date from the dreaded 9-11 to the following Wednesday, I needed to pick up my new paper tickets. At the airport I saw this:

This is art. No really. It's like museum quality stuff.

This reminded me of a tortured tale from my younger days. It was during one glorious spring in the wilds of Ohio University that I decided perhaps my current relationship was best broken. I beg you sensitive readers to forgive my youthful callousness, but the springtime spell of the college campus beckoned and my playful soul was ready to burst forth upon the greens like a rapidly budding branch. Of course, this required parting from my equally playful companion L. As these things go, it wasn't such an enjoyable springtime for L, who had to suffer the consequences of my will to wander. This was compounded by the fact that she was then force to serve her student art teacher duties in the Gallia County School district, my home county. Thus, by the time summer arrived, L was quite ready for some time away from Southeastern Ohio and its painful memories. So, being the intellectual artist (I do have good taste dear reader) and having a stepfather in the airline industry, L decided that she would head off to New York City and repair her soul at the famous New York City Museum of Modern Art, where paintings and sculptures would lift her spirits and inspire her own art with new creativity. Instead, the cruel fates treated her to an installment of crap art like this:

No, not the block of granite, the display.
Well, the words on the display actually.

Here is how I recall L retelling it later (We're dear friends now, of course): "We walked into the museum and I'm all excited about the possibilities and the first thing I see is all these giant LED displays everywhere, scrolling sayings and phrases that are supposed to make you think, like "The future is stupid". Well that got old before we even paid our entrance fee. But it wasn't until we'd paid that I realized that the other halls and exhibits were locked off, and that the entire museum was given over to the work of this one artist whose medium was flashing words. That was bad enough, but it wasn't until I was reading over her biography that the proverbial kick in the crotch came in."

Some of you astute readers may have already guessed from the artist's name "Holzer" where her origins might lie. She's from my hometown of Gallipolis Ohio. Her father built the hospital where my mother worked and 80% of Gallipolis was born (the rest really were born in barns, so forgive the open doors). You can imagine that for one trying to avoid reminders of that low-brow local, the irony was lost on L. "It was like I had been given balls for the sole purpose of having them kicked. I wanted to puke. It ruined the whole trip really."

I should take this opportunity to thank L for not kicking me square in the nads when I unabashedly laughed my ass off upon hearing this a few years later. Of course, I realized that my fellow gods had punished her for making off with my favorite toothbrush sometime during that spring, but that's a tale for another time. (But be warned mortal, there are no such things as coincidences!)

In any case, Jenny Holzer has an exhbit titled 'XX' of her truisms (like the title of this entry) at the Vienna MAK museum/art gallery through October. Sorry, didn't get a chance to check out her temporary LED graffiti, as we were headed south to Slovenia.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

I'm on my way-ay...

Well, that's it. My luggage is full of chocolate and all the underwear and socks have been worn at least twice. Apologies for the lack of posts, but all the hotels in Slovenia/Croation/Italy lacked access, and the tenuous connection we had at Cheese's apartment finally gave up the ghost. You'll have to wait til I get some time at home. By the sound of things, there is plenty of work to be done when I return as well.

Holy crap, the Buckeyes held Texas to 7pts. Would have never predicted that.

more later.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006


Vienna
Nearly every building in Vienna is photo-worthy. However, pictures just don't do them justice (at least from my camera). You can't capture their size and include all the intricate details at the same time. I don't even know what a third of them are, they just look impressive.


You can't throw a brick in Vienna without chipping off something ornate.
I've tried three times now.

Since cheese is one of the session chairs, and he knows the conference organizers, I got to crash the reception dinner held in the stately Rathaus. I have to revise my predicted ratio of men to women here at the conference to about 10:1. The food was good and you couldn't help but feel a little regal in the extravagant surroundings (follow the links to the festival hall). I talked a good deal with Wolfgang from the University in Osla (he doesn't know Ottar). In the summertime, he gives hiking tours in Norway, so that may be on the agenda in the far-off future.

Some of the other interesting places I've visited include the Pathology-Anatomy museum. The skeleton on the front-page is one of their centerpieces. Their basic collection includes preserved tissues and molds made from people infected with various diseases. At least I think they were molds, they were disturbingly life-like. The syphilus section being the overall winner in that category. They also have a large collection of skeletons from people with various spinal deformations. They weren't offering an English tour the day I arrived but since I have some 'medical' connections, the lady at the front desk let me walk around the first floor on my own. Trust me, they have lots and lots of bent skeletons.

The Gasometer structure is an inspiring piece of archeticture to look at, despite being a shopping mall today. The metal apartments on front make the whole outfit look space-age.

I did find a record store today. They had tons of 45s, which is exciting for someone from the single-starved US. It seems to be a Billy Joel themed trip as I picked up the hard to find "All for Leyna" single (it flopped in the US, I don't think a PS was even released) and "Say Goodbye to Hollywood". There were some others, but they were from his later days when he started to wuss out (I can hear Rob's comment now: "Started?" but he had some attitude in the early days) or some schmuck had written on the cover. The real score was the vinyl copy of Fish's "Internal Exile" album.


In the midst of racking up an impressive bar tab

Last night I met up with Cheese and some other folks from the Grpahics conference for dinner and some drinks. A good time was had by all. Matt, on the left, offered up some funny Canadian jokes that were baby seal variations of the interrupting-cow knock-knocks. (Baby seal walks into a club *WHAM*) Of course, Cheese ordered a lot of schnapps for everyone. Maybe too many. At least that is what mein kopf is suggesting to me this morning.

Like most meetings, the adenovirus meeting ended with the announcement of where the next one would take place. Turns out its Budapest, and will be held on an accelerated schedule of two years. (That's right lab rats, ask Dave for projects now! Work hard and Dave & I will do our best to present your work properly in Hungary.) Because of that, Cheese and I have been rethinking our travel plans. Car-company permitting, the current model is to drive through Slovenia (Ljubljana) and the way to the coast of Croatia (Pula), stopping along the way at the Italian port city of Trieste. It had better be nice since I'm missing the most important college football game ever. I know, I know, poor me.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Vienna: Sex, Drugs & Rock 'n' Roll. And food.
These two shots are taken from the same corner. On the left we see Cheese standing by his university-provided apartment complex. On the right we see Cheese next to Club Xema. That's right folks, I'm staying in a bona fida Europeon red light district with at least three brothels in a two-block radius. Of course this is all across the street from the State Fair-like amusement park. (Drop off the kids, and come take an adult ride!) Now I know what all of you are thinking: Awesome! (Ok, just Rob) but walking home past the Eastern bloc girls running down cars at every corner whilst various Guidos and West Si-eed pretenders kept an eye on the whole operation didn't really sit well with me. It's nice they are so liberated here, but I'm betting its more along the lines of simply ignoring the foreigners and their problems.

I did think our location could help out with one current issue facing the organizer of Cheese's conference. Held in stately Vienna, the organizer couldn't resist having a meeting-ending reception as a full on Ball. As in fancy dress and ballroom dancing. Attendees are even provided lessons every night this week for those who lack the required social education. Now, given that its a computer-geek conference, the organizer has aleady taken the step of forcing every female in his institute to attend. Even with this, I'm betting the ratio of men to women at the conference is going to be something like 3.14159 to 1. I suggested we then collect some of the local street walkers to help make up for this deficit. That way, every programmer gets a real live women and the girls get to go to a fancy ball. I know, I know, I'm brilliant at times aren't I? Of course, all of this assumes three hours perpindicular with a programmer is preferable to their regular horizontal routine.

Like most vegitarians, Cheese lives vicariously through others who still have the divine pleasure of eating flesh. So, the first thing we had to do in downtown Vienna, was go to Figlmuller for world's widest weinerschneitzel:
Sadly, not for use as a tortilla

Specially sliced to be so thin, and breaded with crumbled Emperor's rolls, it was quite a tasty treat and even Cheese couldn't resist momentarily forsaking his vegan vows. If you have a guidebook to Vienna, this place will be mentioned. Be sure and bring it to flip through whilst waiting on your weiner, or you'll look like an out-of-place dork.

After lunch we headed over to the Kunstmuseum which had an exhibit on, what else, Psychedelic art from the 60's and 70s. The art itself was groovy as expected, and your Mars was happy to see real albums being used as art (at least the covers). Plus, the exhibit was so complete as to feature actual arty acid tabs, my favorite being the sheet made out like a telegramm from Arthur Ginsberg. So this, along with the light-show projection room and booming 60's jam music (thankfully not the Dead) had all the ingredients for a full-on rave to break out at any moment. Unfortunately, I was already under observation for trying to read the liner notes on their very rare copy of Farewell Aldebaran by Judy Henske & Jerry Yester.

The exhibit shed some light on a recent confusing moment for me: the big visual sequence at the end of 2001:A Space Odyssey. By 1968, light shows were viewed as a new art-form in their own right, one that could provide a trip for those too square to drop acid. So Kubrick was merely using the lastest and greatest visual method to express some mind expansion. Guess its one of those moments that needs to be surrounded by the rest of the year to be fully appreciated and understood.

We followed this with a tour of that old Europeon standard, the Big Ol' Gothic Church. The cool part was walking through the catacombs beneath, where bones had been stacked like cordwood in the good days, and scattered Helter-Skelter during the Black Plague years. I should have snuck a couple of photos for posterity.

We walked through the downtown square (there are dozens of beautiful old buildings, I'll try and Flickr the lot of them) before heading off to dinner. Our destination was a restaurant called simply "Burrito". Nowadays, Burrito is a mixed African-Asian restaurant, and even in its heyday was simply an Austrian restaurant run by a local enamored with Mexico. The food was excellent though, and thankfully they took the time to create a veggie dish for Cheese. We assured the Ghannan owner that he could simply wrap up his meat and rice dishes in a tortilla, and the many who visited asking for burritos would be quite happy.

Tomorrow, I'm going back to the Video Game museum. You can even play the old games. If they didn't close at 6PM, this might be my last post.

Happy Anniversary!!!!

It's been (approximately) two years since Mars used his divine powers to join Bill and Judy in Holy Matrimony. Congrats to the happy couple and continued blessings and best wishes. To borrow a phrase from one of the new kids on the block, go forth, be fruitful and multiply! Here's a few pics from the ceremony and the Best. Reception. Ever.

I love this shot. No its not "New York, New York", its "Y-M-C-A"
Melanie explains to Mars why, despite a NC, Tressell still sucks.
You think I'm kidding, don't you?

La Musica

Our guide had mentioned that in the month of September, Zurich was keeping all the museums etc. open late. They were also featuring free live music performances at the Operhaus. I got there in time to get a good seat for the 7PM performance, which turned out to be a run through Mendelssohn’s 3rd Symphony (“Scottish”). Despite Zurich’s tourist aspect, this was a show for the locals, with all the performers (sadly no redhead cellists) wearing jeans and waving to their kids in the audience.

It was a rollicking piece with lots of nice basso-rumble and Billy the Kid style rhythms. The conductor was a young American who really got into his role, using his whole body as the baton. Seeing this made the whole concept of a CD seem silly.

After the run-through, the conductor went through some rehearsal action with the group. I thought the performance was gold to begin with, but I had to agree that his suggestions (from ‘play that section a little more clearly’ to ‘its sad, but not that sad, more like a distant memory’) were spot on. The only one I didn’t buy was when he told the timpani to play ‘a little crisper’. Cucumbers are crisp buddy, timpani just bOOm! In any case,the 'behind the scenes' peak was rather interesting to watch.

Prior to my trip, a friend suggested loading the ipod with some Beethoven to get ready for Vienna. A good suggestion, but I actually find myself drawn more to another piece, one that I picked up for one of those “The Year You Were Born” collections I often promise to people but never seem to deliver. (Only two have actually reached distribution) It’s Shostakovich’s String Quartet No. 15 Op. 144 and it is as sad and heavy as a lonely mountain. I like it for its minimalist nature and the echoes of 'Psycho' that filer through. If I can figure out how to post some empee-threes, I'll put the march up for everyone to enjoy. If not try and imagine what a Russian composer contemplating his own death would come up with. Yup, a spoonful weights a ton.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Last Meeting Day: Talks and Walks

The last day of the meeting featured some of the more interesting talks, at least for me. The two basic topics were immunology and gene expression studies. The gene expression studies were all over the place and which emphasized their dangers. On one hand, you get lots of data. Like terrabytes worth, and its really hard to sort through all that data carefully and get data you are confident in. So, we had Ad studies saying everything from 20 to 7000 genes were affected by infection. On the other hand, doing studies with transformed cell lines growing in a dish may not be the best way to find out what really happens when a complex vector (i.e. a human) actually becomes infected, no matter how many time points you take. Without all that intracellular communication, I'm not sure any of the signals you see are real. I've been consulting with a DoD group who has tried to do the experiments with actual infected recruits, and they've run into the problem of human data too noisy to deconvolute. Caught between the fruit fly and the petri dish.

Of course, everything was running late, and I wanted to both have lunch and drop off my laptop before going on the sponsored hike through Zurich. I grabbed a Co-Op kebob (best of the bunch) and headed to Paradeplatz to meet up with everyone doing the walking tour. I actually got there about a half-hour early, so I headed down towards the lake to kill some time. There was a flea market going on and someone had a collection of early seventies 45s. I didn't have time to dig through all of them, but I'm already kicking myself for not buying the Paranoid picture sleeve. I mean its SABBATH!

The walking tour was interesting, with lots of tales of early Zurich. Turns out it has been invaded by both the Romans and The Celts of all people. Talk about overachieving. Even the lady who organized the tour was griping about how the meeting was arranged, and she had asked to do the tour during the meeting, which would have dramatically increased attendance, and gotten us into a few more places. Being the type of person that has to know the origin of everything (Zurich comes from the name of a local tribe leader, Tsuri) I really enjoyed the hearing tales of all the old buildings. The tour was led by a former Master of the Carpenter's Guild, which given the role of Guild's in Zurich's history, he's basically minor nobility. It's difficult to explain the complexity of the Guilds and membership (for instance, our guide was a mathematician and knew nothing of carpentry) but its your basic boys club of insiders. The lady who organized the trip took every oppurtunity to rib the Master about the exclusion of women from the guilds. We ended the tour with him showing us the exquisite downtown guildhouse, and their collection of ornate drinking glasses donated by members over the years. In times of trouble, these were melted down to make gold and silver ingots, but quite a number had survived. The shots above/below are of the top floor of the Guild House, which looks like it could have been used for evil syndicate planning. You can see the river running through the middle of town in one shot. Also, there are a few shots of the devils in the details from one of the main Zurich church.

The train ride to Vienna was beautiful but uneventful. Basically, we came down the valley that is Austria between the alps the entire way. Quite scenic, but I didn't feel like being the tourist trying to shoot shots through the window. The best part was that Cheese was here at the end of it. It seems he has been sending me emails, but they are not reaching me for whatever reason. Must be one of those internet tubes plugged up somewhere.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

"Vienna Waits for You"--William Joel


A few shots of Zurich for you. Time to head out on the 9 hour train ride to Vienna. Still haven't heard from Cheese, which is making me a bit nervous. Hopefully, he's just busy. I'll fill you in on the last day of the meeting and some sight seeing at the next internet connection. Hat tip to Ames for the title. Oh, and whomever came up with the idea of putting strawberry yogurt on bran flakes needs to be given a large sum of cash. Europeon food needs all the creativity it can get.
Day 3: Needs more Alphorn

There's been a nice trend at the latest round of meetings to feature some traditional music, such as the German band at the beerkeller in Bayern, and the traditional asian-instrument sounds at the Korean tRNA-synthetase meeting. This meeting was no different, as it featured an attractive young Alpine Horn player. Her poster promised that she had brought the instrument into modern times, by doing some funk, jazz and blues variations in addition to the normal Riccola commercial style music. I was looking forward to it.

The dinner table was laid out with a collection of various spiny fruits from around the region. I guess buckeyes aren't the only thing that have had to develop some sort of defence against tenacious brids over here.
The food was good, the wine was flowing and the music was...well a little disappointing. The blues numbers were the best, as the jazz tended toward the Kenny G(blows) variety. She sang a couple of songs as well, and had a costume change between every course (hopefully Liz's photo's came out better than mine, as some of the outfits were rather spicy dear reader). I hope her lyrics in german were better because "I'm the swiss lady, and you can take me as I am baby" and "Everyone is trying hard to be cool/trying to be cool isn't so cool" made me feel like a third grade teacher hearing yet another book report about "Treasure Island".

At the end of her show, she offered the chance to let some people give the Alpine horn a chance. Nothing like sharing spit at an Adenovirus meeting. Our Man Morris gave it a try:

Morris Jones appears courtesy of George W. Bush Records

I forgot to mention that after Dave's morning scouting report, we ditched the last few evening talks and headed to the Clock museum in downtown Zurich. Small, but pretty darn cool. My favorite were the mystery clocks, with no visible means of moving the hands:
I'm on time homie, that's how it goes

Turns out there are two or more glass plates that slide up and down ever so slightly to turn the hands. The mechanism is hidden in the glass frame, which also hides the glass edges, so you can't tell there is more than one pane. Clever.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Day 3: The Trek
The plan was to hike up to the top of a local incline (it's hard to call it a mountain with the alps in the background) at Uetliberg and snap a lot of photos, and relieve my typing burden. Unfortunately, my camera gave me some sort of 'card not initialized' error. Too bad, because its the first sunny day here in weeks, and the views were spectacular. You can get an idea if you do a google image search for Uetliberg or Uto Kulm, which is the hotel at the top.

Dave mentioned the hike wasn't so bad, and this was confirmed by the desk staff at the loverly Bristol hotel. Somehow I missed the normal way up to the top and ended up on a grueling Grouse Grind version of the ascent. The bonus was that I only saw one other person, so I could rest often without shame. I must have been in War God form (wild-eyed, sweaty, hair flying) as I emerged from the forest onto the main trails, because everyone looked at me like an invading norseman.

Once at the top of the earth-upraising, you can climb another 70 meters up the tower. From this vantage point, you can get some pretty darn spiffy views of the lake, the surrounding alps and the city of Zurich itself. Shame about that camera, for both of us dear reader.

There's a good description of the hike here. I started at Albisguetli (left side of the map down a bit) and ended up at Ueitliburg Kulm.

PS.
The 'take-away' indian place next door has all the kabob places beat by a mile.

Day 3: "I'll shit like a wildcat for a week if you put my name on the paper"

It's been pointed out to me that I haven't actually mentioned what meeting I'm at. It's the 2006 International Congress on Adenovirus.

Thursday's program was scheduled from 9AM til 10PM. Given the windbagosity of any scientist provided with a chance to describe their work, or ask a question to show how much the know at the end of every talk, 10PM was a generous estimate at best. Today continued the entry session (over which there is a good deal of healthy debate) and led into "Replication and Host Cell Interactions" before ending with "Evolution". Like every meeting, there are good and bad talks. The good ones seem to whiz by, while the bad ones can make you feel every second tick slowly away. One of the problems for this meeting is that the speakers are given a whopping 25 mintues to tell their tales. At first I didn't mind so much, as the speakers would start off with some background thats new to me. By the 2nd session, the later speakers had sussed that speaker number one bore the burden of background, and had replaced their intro slides with more data. Wahoo.

Dave and Adriana spoke during the Evolution section, and both of their talks went well. Unfortunately, by this point of the day, the Chair was limiting questions to the speakers in a vain attempt to try to get back on schedule. I felt bad for Adriana as several hands shot up immediately after her talk, but no questions were allowed. The talk that followed was by Don Seto and was mostly about bioinformatics, so people used this time to ask questions about Adriana's work. The biggest was "Why does Ad4/Species E only affect military populations?" Not a surprising question given that every other talk had been about Ads B-D. Therein lies the answer to their question: everyone is still Ad4 niave when the enter training camp, although many have been exposed to the other Ads out their in the wild. Recruits are fresh fruit for virulent viruses.

I met Morris Jones today, an African-American Air Force member who works out of Travis Air Force Base north of San Diego. Our conversation started off a bit rough: I was curious if he was enlisted or contracted (he was wisely out of uniform despite protocol) and he gave me a momentary case of white-guy conversation paralysis with his response of "I'm the property of George W. Bush". (What do you say to that?? I said "Oh that's nice. (pause) I like football.") After that, we had a good chat at lunch about the DoD etc (turns out he's getting all the Affy equipment that used to be at AFIOH) and science in general.

It also turns out he's the one presenting the proposed discovery of a new gastroenteritis adenovirus (that's right, Serotype G, Species 52) that was found in the stool samples of an outbreak cluster in Los Angeles. At the poster session, the Adenovirus Police were on heavy patrol, and not entirely out of chest-thumping impulses, as you need to be rigourous regarding such claims. It was almost comical to see the disconnect from the 'scientists' from those on the medical side of things. They all asked a variation of the same question: "Why didn't you: A) take a blood sample; B) take repeated anal swabs; C) sacrifice and harvest organs from the affected patients?" Everytime Morris would patiently explain that by the time he got the grown monkey cells, those affected were long gone from the hospital, that IRBs frown on organ farming without the proper written consent and that there's really not much he can do about that.

Although the sequence is unique, Morris's proposed Ad species is phylogentically very similar to simian adenoviruses. Since it was cultured in monkey cells, the question arises if the source is truly human, or if it is the monkey used to make the culture cells. (It should be noted that Ad4 is also a lone-star adenovirus whose closest relatives are monkey-ads, and it has no problem affecting humans.) To help clear this up, Dave generously offered to eat the new adenovirus in the name of science and Koch's Postulates. From that discussion comes the title of this entry. I invited Morris to come give a Thursday talk at NHRC about his new Ad.

After the late-nite poster session, most of the attendees headed over to the local student pub to have a few brews and round out the evening. Everyone was grumbling about the meeting being a bit too ambitious (there was almost a riot at lunch as the extended session ended near the closing time of the cafe where free meals are provided.) Dave and I were joined by Wake Forest Dave and Paola from Argentina. Paola, a good friend of Adriana's, had given the final talk of the evening about Ad7H affecting children in Argentina. She'd done some sequence analysis and shown that the fatal cases all clustered into a unique group, so she was hot on the trail of finding lethal virulence markers. She told a really funny story of how her husband had joined her at the first meeting she went to after they had gotten married. The meeting was in Cancun, Mexico, during Spring Break. Thus, her husband had used up all their camera AND video film the first day of the trip. He has since offered to go with her to all other meetings. (He's home with the kids for this one.)

Tomorrow is Ad vector stuff. Dave promises to cover, while I'm heading to a local hike before the afternoon sessions start.